Funniest Quotes About Love – Love with a Side of Laughter 😂❤️

Love is a beautiful, magical, and sometimes completely ridiculous journey. From awkward first dates to the quirks of long-term relationships, love gives us plenty of reasons to laugh. Whether you’re hopelessly romantic or hopelessly single, these funniest quotes about love will remind you to never take love too seriously!

Get ready to giggle, nod in agreement, and maybe even send a few of these quotes to your significant other. Because let’s face it—love is a comedy, and we’re all just trying to get through it without tripping over our own emotions!

😂 Hilarious Love Quotes That Are 100% Relatable

• "Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap." — Unknown
• "If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?" — Lily Tomlin
• "Love is sharing your popcorn." — Charles Schultz
• "I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it." — Unknown
• "Marriage is just texting each other ‘Do we need anything from the store?’ a million times until you die." — Unknown
• "Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch." — Cathy Carlyle
• "Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." — Albert Einstein
• "You can’t put a price tag on love, but if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale." — Unknown
• "Love is being stupid together." — Paul Valéry
• "All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt." — Charles M. Schulz

🤣 Funny Relationship Quotes – Because Love is a Wild Ride

• "Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are." — Will Ferrell
• "I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?" — Jean Illsley Clarke
• "A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days." — Tim Allen
• "Love is when you agree to watch the same TV show together for the rest of your life." — Unknown
• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." — Jim Carrey
• "Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it." — Unknown
• "I married for love, but the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored." — Unknown
• "You can’t make someone love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best." — Unknown
• "A good marriage is one where each partner suspects they got the better deal." — Unknown
• "Love makes people do silly things. Like, it made me marry you!" — Unknown

💌 Funny Quotes About Falling in Love

• "I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough." — Russell Brand
• "Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your nightmares." — Unknown
• "If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?" — Unknown
• "Love is like Wi-Fi, it’s all around you… but if you’re not getting it, you’re just in the wrong spot." — Unknown
• "Love is when you text someone 'I miss you' and they text back 'Who dis?'" — Unknown
• "I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake." — Unknown
• "Some people graduate with honors; I am just honored to graduate with love in my life." — Unknown
• "Being in love is like being drunk. No control, lots of giggles, and you might wake up with a headache." — Unknown
• "True love is when someone remembers your coffee order." — Unknown
• "Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties." — Jules Renard

❤️ Funny Quotes About Marriage and Long-Term Love

• "Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one." — Unknown
• "My wife and I were happy for 20 years—then we met." — Rodney Dangerfield
• "Marriage is a workshop… where the husband works and the wife shops." — Unknown
• "The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it." — Ann Bancroft
• "Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there." — George Burns
• "Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner
• "Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses." — Thomas Dewar
• "My husband and I have never considered divorce… murder sometimes, but never divorce." — Joyce Brothers
• "Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband." — Unknown
• "A perfect marriage is just two imperfect people who refuse to give up on each other… and also refuse to share fries." — Unknown

😂 Short and Sweet Funny Love Quotes

• "Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying if they get there safely." — Unknown
• "You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it." — Unknown
• "Love is like a tornado—exciting at first, but it can rip your house apart." — Unknown
• "My love for you is like a bad habit—I just can’t quit you." — Unknown
• "Roses are red, violets are blue, love is complicated… so is my shoe." — Unknown
• "Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look." — Unknown
• "All you need is love. And maybe some pizza." — Unknown
• "You had me at ‘free Wi-Fi.’" — Unknown
• "Forget butterflies, I feel the entire zoo when I’m with you." — Unknown
• "I love you more than Netflix… but don’t make me prove it." — Unknown